Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, August 12th

Joke Of The Day 

The argumentative drunk in the club bar had been looking for a fight all afternoon since losing his match. Finally, he threw a punch at the player on the nearest barstool.

The mark ducked and the drunk, losing balance, fell off of his stool and onto the floor. By the time he’d untangled himself from the barstool’s legs and dusted himself off, his opponent had left.

“Did you see that, barman?” he complained. “Not much of a fighter, was he?”

“Not much of a driver either, sir. He just hit your clubs with his truck,” said the bartender, gazing out the window.

No Such Thing As Vacation


Swing Thoughts

Hazards attract; fairways repel.

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