Joke Of The Day
Watching from the clubhouse overlooking the 10th green, a group of members saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.
The club president stormed out from the clubhouse to separate the fighting men.
“Why are you fighting?” he asked.
“My partner just had a stroke and died just now,” one of them said, “and these buggers want to include it on the scorecard.”
You Think You Have Soft Hands?
One-man scramble – Guy who adjusts his lie on every shot.