A golfer met the Pope and said to him, “Your Holiness I’m a very keen golfer. I play every day. Is there by any chance a golf course in Heaven?”
I’m not sure said the Pope, I’ll have to ask God.
A few days later the man met the Pope again and asked if there was any news about there being a golf course in Heaven.
The Pope answered him, “Apparently there is a beautiful course in heaven with velvet smooth greens and lush fairways. The bad news is you have a tee time for tomorrow evening.”