Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, June 26th

A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.

“The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.”

“OK,” the guy says. “I want to be the best golfer in the world.”

The genie blinks and suddenly the guy can feel a new golf swing — the grip, the takeaway, the power.

“You can now crush every golfer in the world,” the genie says, “except your wife, who’s gonna beat you like a drum.”

The guy is a little bummed about that, so for his second wish he asks to be the world’s richest man.

“It’s done,” says the genie. “But don’t forget that your wife can now buy and sell you 10 times over. One wish left.”

“OK,” the guy says. “For my last wish, I’d like to have a mild heart attack.”

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