Joke Of The Day
After standing a while on the green, he asked the boy standing beside him, “Are you my caddie for today?”
“Yes,” answered the boy.
“Are you good at finding lost balls?” the man asked.
“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!” the caddie said.
“Perfect,” the man said. “Run and search for one, then we can start!”
“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.” – Gary Player