Joke Of The Day
A pastor, also an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds, which were gathering around.
“Preacher,” the organizer said, “I trust you’ll see to it that the weather won’t turn bad on us?”
The pastor shook his head. “Sorry,” he replied. “I’m in sales, not management!”
Some things are worth drowning for
A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.