Joke Of The Day
A wife waited patiently while her husband played a round of golf on their 18th wedding anniversary. Afterwards, the happy couple went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant.
They discussed many happy memories they had shared during the years. Then the wife said “Want to go for another 18?”
“No,” he replied “I think it’s too dark now.”
Ready For The Masters
Dance floor – Refers to the green.