Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, August 23rd

Joke Of The Day 

One morning Dan told his wife that he was going to play golf. She told him that it was fine, but he needed to fix the leak in the kitchen sink first.

Dan pointed to his forehead and said, “Do I have plumber written on my forehead?”

He went on to play golf.

The next day Dan told his wife he was going to play golf and she told him that it was fine, but first he needed to fix the ceiling fan.

Dan pointed to his forehead and said, ” Do I have electrician written on my forehead?”

He went on to play golf.

When he returned, the leak was fixed and the fan was working. Dan asked his wife who did the repairs and she told him the next-door neighbor came over and fixed both.

Dan asked how much he charged and the wife said, “He told me I could sleep with him or bake him a cake.”

Dan asked, “Did he like the cake?”  

His wife responded, “Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead?”

The best way to get in your opponent’s head

Swing Thoughts

My stockbroker’s a golf nut. One day he called up and he said, “Guess what? I just broke 80! I said, “I know. I’m one of them.”

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