Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, August 4th

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever about the game.

The pro showed him how to take a stance and swing, then said, “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

“Now what?” the novice golfer asked.

“Uh… you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup,” the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

“Oh great! Now you tell me!” said the beginner.

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