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Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, August 8th

Joke Of The Day 

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

“WATCH OUT BOYS!”

Golf Terminology

Swing Oil – Slang for alcohol. Used to loosen up a player when he/she is tight or not playing relaxed.

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