Joke Of The Day
George was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a 12-inch putt, his partner asked him what his problem was.
“It’s the wife,” George said. “As you know, she’s taken up golf, and since she’s been playing, she’s cut our sex down to once a week”.
“Well, you should think yourself lucky,” his partner responded. “She’s cut some of us out altogether!”
Mr. Rogers Gets It
A Captain Kirk – a wayward shot that goes where no ball has ever gone before