Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, December 8th

I recently had a stroke, and while laying in the hospital bed the phone rang, it was the USGA.

This very proper voice said, “Is this Mr. Petty?”

I mumbled a “Yes.”

The voice continued, “I have to tell you, sir, your handicap has just gone up by one stroke!”

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