Joke Of The Day
A rich old man goes for his regular round of golf with his friends, but this time he brings along a gorgeous young lady.
“Guys, meet my new fiancée” he says, full of pride as he introduces her to his pals.
For the rest of the afternoon, his friends can’t take their eyes off the stunning beauty. After the round of golf, the rich man goes up to the bar to buy drinks for the group.
One of his friends goes with him and when at the bar asks him, “How on earth did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You’re 70. She must be at least 40 years younger than you!”
The old rich guy says, “I lied about my age.”
His friend says, “And she believed you? How old did you say you were?”
“I told her I was 90.”
At Least It’s Dry
Barkies – Hitting a ball off a tree and obtaining a good score despite it.