Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, July 14th

“Bad day at the course,” a guy tells his wife. “Charlie had a heart attack on the third hole.”

“That’s terrible!” she says.

“You’re telling me,” the husband replies. “All day long, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie.”

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Back-Up Joke (we can’t remember if we told the above one already)

A golfer standing on a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”

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