Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, July 28th

Two friends took a chance and headed to their local golf course on a beautiful summer’s day without a tee time. When they arrive at the pro shop the manager had some news. 

“I’m sorry, guys,” he said. “We don’t have any open tee times available today.”

“Wait a minute,” one of the guys said, testing his luck. “What if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I’m sure you would be able to find a starting time for them.”

“Of course we would, sir,” the man behind the desk said.

“Well, I happen to know they’re not coming,” the golfer said. “So, we’ll take their time.”

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