Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, June 16th

“Hey, George, did you hear the awful news about John?” The two golfers were talking over a drink in the club bar.

“No what happened to him.”

“Well he had a great round on Wednesday – under seventy I heard – anyway he finished early and drove home, and found his wife in bed with another man! No questions asked… he just shot ’em both! Isn’t it terrible?”

“Could have been worse,” George commented.

“How?”

“If he’d finished early on Tuesday, he would have shot me!”

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