The Judge was going out for a round of golf and needed a caddie to carry his bag. A notorious stroke shaver, the Judge need a caddie who was either smart enough to not call him out on his cheating or dumb enough not to notice.
When they got to the first tee, the starter noticed that the caddie assigned to the Judge’s bag was barely as tall as the bag itself.
The starter said to the caddiemaster, “That boy isn’t even 8 years old.”
“Better that way,” the caddiemaster answered. “He probably can’t count past 10.”