Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, May 3rd

Two old golfers, Henry and Jack, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about golf. Henry turns to Jack and asks, “Do you think there’s golf in Heaven?”

Jack thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I don’t really know, but let’s make a pact: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s golf in Heaven, and if you die first, you’ll do the same.”

 

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Henry passes on. Soon afterward, Jack’s in the park feeding pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, “Jack… Jack…”

Jack responds, “Henry! Is that you?”

“Yes it is, Jack,” whispers Henry’s ghost. 

Jack, still amazed, asks, “So, is there golf in Heaven?” 

“Well,” says Henry, “I’ve got some good news and bad news.”

“Give me the good news first,” says Jack.

“Well, there is golf in Heaven,” Henry says.

Jack says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?” 

Henry sighs and whispers, “I got a look at this weekend’s tee sheet, and you and I are slated to play together on Saturday morning.”

 
Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, May 2nd
Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, May 1st
 
Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, April 30th
Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, April 29th
Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, April 28th
 

Keep yourself up-to-date with the latest goings-on in the world of golf by following the SwingxSwing Clubhouse on social media. We share stories, stats and breaking news on Twitter, keep the fun going off the course on Instagram and share any and all golf-related topics on Facebook.

Swing by Swing Golf, Inc. is a golf mobile app, media, and entertainment company. The company owns and operates businesses across the following golf categories: GPS, Scorecard & On-the-Course Statistics, Tee Times, Instruction, E-Sports, Publishing, Social Influencer Marketing, Research & Analytics, and Apparel. The company was founded in 2010 and is headquartered in Hartford, Connecticut.

The SwingxSwing Clubhouse entertains its millions of golfer and golf enthusiast visitors with compelling content on professional golf, instruction, equipment, comedy and other lifestyle categories on a daily basis.

Never be the odd golfer out when your friends are talking about the latest or funniest happenings in golf. Sign up for the SxS newsletter today!

RELATED STORIES

Ancer Calls Out Tiger For Presidents Cup Singles
Tour
McIlroy Breaks Incredible Tiger World-Ranking Record
Tour
Kisner Hilariously Calls Out Tiger For Captain’s Pick Snub
Tour