Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, October 31st

Joke Of The Day 

After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replied, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife looked at him crossly and said, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband responded simply, “I haven’t.”

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