A very old golfer had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years.
On a particularly beautiful Saturday in the fall, there had been no exception. He was out early and played his 18 holes. Directly after golf, he attended his great-grandson’s wedding. During the wedding reception, he was conversing with his great-grandson, giving advice on having a happy marriage and a great life.
After a while the young groom said “Grandfather, what’s it like making love when you reach your age?”
The old golfer couldn’t help but use an analogy from his favorite game.
“Well, its kind of like putting with a rope,” he said.