Joke Of The Day
A business executive had retired and was discussing the joys of his new leisure time. During the conversation, he remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he had enjoyed for many, many years.
“Afraid of injuries,” asked a friend.
“Well, now I am,” he responded. “Before, I could drag a cast into work and still do my job, but now I’d be messing up my golf game!”
Dress Like You Want To Play
Big Dog – A slang term for the driver. Golfer’s use this expression, “Time to let the big dog eat,” when they finally decide to use the driver instead of a shorter club.