Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, August 13th

Joke Of The Day 

An elderly lady from a remote village went to one of the most fashionable cities to visit her niece and her husband. Nearby was a very well-known golf course.

On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon her return, her young niece asked, “Well Auntie, did you enjoy yourself?”

“Oh, yes, indeed,” the woman said, beaming. “Before I had walked very far, I came to some beautiful rolling fields. There seemed to be a number of people about, mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very eccentric manner, but I took no notice. There were four men who followed me for some time, uttering curious, excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them, too.”

The niece looked amusedly at her husband.

“Oh, by the way,” the elderly woman added, as she held out her hands, “I found a number of these curious little round white balls, so I picked them all up and brought them home hoping you could explain what they’re all about.”

Slow Play Has Gotten Out of Control

 
 
 
 
 
View this post on Instagram
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Fore Play (@foreplaypod) on

Golf Terminology

Thin Mints – A shot hit thin, usually flying low and hard. Player will usually exclaim, “thin mints,” letting his partners know he didn’t catch it off the sweet spot.

RELATED STORIES

Hotel Fire Nearly Causes Phil To Miss Tee Time
Tour
DeChambeau Vows To Improve His Pace Of Play
Tour
Thomas Won $1,000 Off Koepka With Eagle Hole Out
Tour