Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, July 16th

Joke Of The Day 

One day, a Scotsman went to play golf. After standing a while on the tee, he asked the boy standing beside him, “Are you my caddie for today?”

“Yes,” answered the boy.

“Are you good at finding lost balls?” the man asked.

“Oh yes, I find every lost ball!” the caddie said.

“Perfect,” the man said. “Run and find one, then we can start!”

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Golf Terminology

Pay Heem – After losing a money match it’s what you say when it’s time to hand over your losses. Best said Like Teddy KGB from Rounders. ​

“Pay Heeem. Pay dat man his money.”

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