Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, June 18th

Joke Of The Day 

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrived, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy said, “Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

The second guy said, “My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

The third guy said, “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.” 

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for either sex or golf…’

“And she said, ‘Take a sweater.'”

“I’d Keep Playin’…”

 
 
 
 
 
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Golf Terminology

Eric Lindros – Shooting 88. Also NHL villain who wore # 88.

Frank finally broke 90 and carded a Lindros with pars on 17 and 18.

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