Joke Of The Day
A hacker and his caddie embarked upon a round of golf early one morning. After countless bogeys, double bogeys and even a few “others,” the end of the round was finally in sight for the beleaguered golfer and his faithful looper.
On the 18th tee, the player hit a wild slice into the thick rough right of the fairway. After searching for what seemed like hours, the caddie stumbled upon a white dot in the tall fescue and waved his man over.
“That can’t be my ball,” the golfer said. “It looks far too old.”
“To be fair, sir,” the caddie said, “it’s been a long time since we started looking.”
Just A Downhill Left-To-Righter
Barkey – a term for hitting trees, but obtaining a good score in spite of it