Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, November 29th

Two guys grow up together playing golf, but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they’ve got the pretty girls there.”

“OK.”

Ten years later, at age 40, they play.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“Well, you know, they’ve got cold beer, big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”

“OK.”

Ten years later, at age 50, they play.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”

”OK.”

At age 60 they play.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Their wings are half price.”

“OK”

At age 70 they play.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“They have six handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At age 80 they play.

“Where do you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“We’ve never been there before.”

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