Joke Of The Day
Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and asked, “You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?”
“Her? Wow, she is beautiful,” one of them said.
“She’s a good golfer,” he continued, “and would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She won’t hold you up, I promise.”
They looked at each other and said, “Sure! She can join us.”
Just as the starter said, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was very attractive. When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she’d break 80 for the first time.
“Guys, I’m so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something,” she began. “I had a great time playing with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I’m single and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, I’ll marry whichever of you were right!”
All three jumped at the opportunity.
The first one looked over the putt and said, “I see it breaking 10 inches left-to-right.”
The second looked it over from all sides and said, “No, I see it breaking eight inches right-to-left.”
The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, “Pick it up. It’s good!”
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