Joke Of The Day
Bill came home from golfing well after dark. His wife, Sally, asked him where had he been for such a long time.
He told her that after his 8:00 a.m. round of golf, he stopped to help a gorgeous blonde with a flat tire. He said that he went back to her place for a cool drink, and ended up in the bedroom with her all afternoon.
Sally replied, “You lying S.O.B.! You played 36 holes, didn’t you?”
When Golf and Basketball Collide
“Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.” -Dave Hill