A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a rage listing every problem they had in the last 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around his desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?”
The husband says “No! I can handle it on Wednesday’s, but on Monday’s and Friday’s, I play golf!”