Joke Of The Day
A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s league and became active. After about six months, the club board received a letter from the women’s league complaining about the men urinating on the golf course. They ignored the matter.
After another six months, they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action.
After due deliberation, the board sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal privileges.
Golf In Australia Isn’t The Safest
A Diego Maradona – a nasty 5-footer.