Joke Of The Day: Monday, July 30th

Joke Of The Day 

Four guys have been going on the same golf trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is scheduled to leave, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Jack’s buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!

“Wow, Jack, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” one of the buddies asked.

“I got in last night,” Jack said. “Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’

“I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing some lingerie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. She’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey and on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

“Then she said, ‘Do whatever you want,’ so I did.”

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