20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 5


“My friend [insert any common name…as long as she doesn’t know them] is having marital issues and needs my help.”

There's no hugging in golf!!!

You and your spouse have a wonderful relationship, so why not share that knowledge with a buddy in need. Whether your friend is real or not, just make sure to use a common name.


“The club is having an emergency membership meeting.”

You can’t argue with business and this requires your full attention. Plus it’s hardly a lie since you will be at the course anyways. 


<— Previous Page | Next Page —>


Koepka Says Reed Cheated At Hero World Challenge
Mickelson Clowns Koepka, Promptly Loses Next Drive
Palmer Takes 6 Shots To Get Out Of Bunker, Makes 9