20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 5

 

“My friend [insert any common name…as long as she doesn’t know them] is having marital issues and needs my help.”

There's no hugging in golf!!!

You and your spouse have a wonderful relationship, so why not share that knowledge with a buddy in need. Whether your friend is real or not, just make sure to use a common name.

 

“The club is having an emergency membership meeting.”

You can’t argue with business and this requires your full attention. Plus it’s hardly a lie since you will be at the course anyways. 

 

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