20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 6

 

“You mother wants me to play more golf.”

While this is risky, it may just do they trick. After all, she loves you like the son she never had. 

Mom

 

“I have a rain check from a while ago and it expires today.”

Did it even rain the last time you went out? Doesn’t matter, especially when you’re already loading the sticks into your trunk.

 

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