20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 7

 

“I have to take out the trash…be right back!”

Garbage

She won’t be able to argue with this one especially because she probably doesn’t want to do it. Be aware that she may question why you were gone for 5 hours and your trash bins are literally on the side of your house.

 

“I need to go to the golf course to meditate.”

Do you even meditate? Well, you do know. A golf course is a great place to breath in the positive and exhale the negative. Studies have shown practicing good mental health can add years to your life. How can she argue with that?!

 

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