From The Gallery – February 25, 2020

Joke Of The Day

A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes.

“The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.”

“OK,” the guy says. “I want to be the best golfer in the world.”

The genie blinks and suddenly the guy can feel a new golf swing — the grip, the takeaway, the power.

“You can now crush every golfer in the world,” the genie says, “except your wife, who’s gonna beat you like a drum.”

The guy is a little bummed about that, so for his second wish he asks to be the world’s richest man.

“It’s done,” says the genie. “But don’t forget that your wife can now buy and sell you 10 times over. One wish left.”

“OK,” the guy says. “For my last wish, I’d like to have a mild heart attack.”

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It’s Not A Hard Shot, Really

 
 
 
 
 
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Wow that was crazy! Would you chip or putt this? Via: @mathiasschjoelberg

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Gracias a todos los aficionados que han venido a vernos al torneo. Es divertido jugar en México y la organización ha sido espectacular. Muchas gracias @gruposalinas y #CDMX por hacerme sentir como en casa y por el gran trabajo que estáis haciendo por el crecimiento del golf en 🇲🇽 . . Thank you to the fans on Mexico for such a great week. It’s always fun to be with the amazing fans here, and the teams that put on such an incredible event. Thank you to @gruposalinas and #CDMX for always taking such great care of us and the work they’re doing to grow the game in Mexico 🇲🇽 . . #mexicocity #golf #mexico #gruposalinas #pgatour #europeantour #cdmx

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Golf cutie @alisadiomin ♥️🏌️😉 #golflife #golfer #golf #golfbabe #golfstagram #instagolf #golfcuites

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