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Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, April 6th

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks,” I replied.

“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered,” but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive.

“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host, “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset”

“Don’t be silly!` Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

“Under the cart…!!!!” I said.

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