Stuart Appleby Has Cyst Named ‘Carlos’ Removed From His Neck

The offseason came at a great time for Stuart Appleby. Some rest and relaxation will allow the 43-year-old Aussie to keep his “Frankenstein look” out of the sun.

It turns out that after he placed an agonizing 31st in the FedExCup standings following the BMW Championship – from which only the top 30 move onto the Tour Championship – Appleby developed some sort of cyst in his neck. The growth got big, his caddie named it “Carlos,” it began to hurt, so he had it surgically removed.

Then he showed off the pictures on Twitter:

And we thought popping a pimple was painful.

Of course, some tweeps had great reactions:

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