A man came home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever. He plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighed, but she got him a beer.
A short time later, he said, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looked at him angrily, but she grabbed another beer and slammed it down next to him.
He finished that beer and a few minutes later said, “Quick, get me another beer. It’s going to start any minute.”
The wife was furious at this point.
She yelled at him, “You’ve been out golfing all day. Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunk, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighed and said, “See? It started.”
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