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Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, July 10th

 

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes.Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.

A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.”

“Sugar!”

“Are you at the club?”

“Yes.”

“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”

“Only $1,500”

“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

“Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

“What price did he quote you?”

“Only $60,000…”

“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great!, before we hang up, something else…”

“What?”

“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year … it’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beach front property…”

“How much are they asking?”

“Only $1,450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

“Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,400,000. OK?”

“OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

“Bye… I do too…”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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