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Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, April 1st

 

A duffer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When he got to his ball, he was greeted by the unintentional target, who angrily told him of the near miss.

“I’m very sorry” the errant golfer said, “I didn’t have time to holler ‘fore!'”

“That’s funny” the man replied. “You had plenty time to holler ‘Damn it, John, you are sh*t!'”

 

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