Joke Of The Day
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means the average golfer gets about 41 miles to the gallon.
That kind of makes you proud, doesn’t it? Almost makes you feel like a hybrid.
Be Thankful Your Stroke Isn’t On TV
A Beagle – when you hit a par-5 in two or drive a par-4 and then three-putt. You’ve missed your eagle, blown the birdie, feel like you’ve made a bogey, and end up with a dog of a par.