Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, September 11th

By SwingxSwing
Monday September 11th, 2017 6:47 am EDT

A recent study had some interesting conclusions on the weight of golfers in a particular summer industrial golf league.

This study indicated that the single golfers who play in these leagues are ‘skinnier’ than the married ones.

The study’s explanation for this result was interesting.

It seems that the single golfer goes out and plays his round of golf, has a ‘refreshment’ at the 19th hole, goes home and goes to the refrigerator, finds nothing decent there and goes to bed.

The married golfer goes out and plays his round of golf, has a ‘refreshment’ at the 19th hole, goes home and goes to bed, finds nothing decent there, so that golfer goes to their refrigerator.

<— Yesterday’s Joke

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A golfer hit his ball into a ravine.

His buddies heard `whack, whack, whack’ on and on, until finally he got the ball out.

One buddy asked, “How many strokes did it take you to get out of there?”

“Three,” came the answer.

His buddy questioned him. “But I heard seven.”

“Four of them were echoes,” he replied.

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