Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, December 30th

By SwingxSwing
Saturday December 30th, 2017 6:12 am EST
 

Sal was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second hole.

On the third hole, he had just made his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in an accident. She was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he’d be there as soon as possible. As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all 18, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best score by more than 10. He was jubilant.

Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife’s condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, “You went ahead and finished your round, didn’t you? I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU!”

The doctor continued. “It’s just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life, she will require around the clock care and you will be her caregiver! She will need IV’s, you will have to change her colostomy bag every three hours, she will have to be spoon fed three times a day and don’t forget you’ll have to bathe her!”

The man broke down and sobbed.

The doctor chuckled and said, “I’m just messing with you. She’s dead. What’d you shoot?”

 

<— Yesterday’s Joke

 

Related Content:

Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, December 28th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, December 27th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, December 26th

Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, December 24th

 

 

 

— — —

Keep yourself up-to-date with the latest goings-on in the world of golf by following the SwingxSwing Clubhouse on social media. We share stories, stats and breaking news on Twitter, keep the fun going off the course on Instagram and share any and all golf-related topics on Facebook.

SwingxSwing is a golf mobile app and entertainment company whose golf GPS & scorecard mobile app is the top-rated free golf GPS and scorecard app in the world with over 3.5 million downloads. The SwingxSwing Clubhouse entertains its millions of golfer and golf enthusiast visitors with compelling content on professional golf, instruction, equipment, comedy and other lifestyle categories on a daily basis.

Never be in the odd golfer out when your friends are talking about the latest or funniest happenings in golf. Sign up for the SxS newsletter today!

Recommended For You

Swing By Swing logo