A circus owner ran an ad for an “amateur lion tamer with creative approaches” and two people show up.
One was a good-looking, retired golfer in his late 60s and the other was a gorgeous woman in her mid-20s.
The circus owner warned them, “Be careful in there – this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good and creative or you’re likely to be lunch too.
“Here’s your equipment – a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try their luck first?”
The woman said, “I’ll go first.”
She walked past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her and started licking her feet and ankles. He continued to lick her entire body for several minutes and then rested his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s jaw dropped on the floor. He said, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you do that?”
The tough old golfer replies without hesitation, “No problem, just get that lion out of there first!”
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