Joke Of The Day
A bum asked a man on the street for $5.
“Will you buy booze?” the man asked, to which the bum replies, “No.”
“Will you gamble it away?”
Once again the bum replied, “No.”
“Will you go to a dance?” asked the man.
“No, I don’t dance,” the bum answered.
“Will you make bets on the golf course?”
Once again, the bum replies “No, I don’t play golf either.”
Finally, the man asked while pulling the money from his wallet, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, dance or play golf.”
No better practice range than a junkyard
Fairway: [faer-wai]: An unfamiliar tract of closely mown grass running directly from tee to the green. Your ball can usually be found immediately to the left or right of it.