Golf Joke Of The Day: Saturday, August 25th

Joke Of The Day 

A bum asked a man on the street for $5.

“Will you buy booze?” the man asked, to which the bum replies, “No.”

“Will you gamble it away?”

Once again the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you go to a dance?” asked the man.

“No, I don’t dance,” the bum answered.

“Will you make bets on the golf course?”

Once again, the bum replies “No, I don’t play golf either.”


Finally, the man asked while pulling the money from his wallet, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, dance or play golf.”

No better practice range than a junkyard

Swing Thoughts

Fairway: [faer-wai]: An unfamiliar tract of closely mown grass running directly from tee to the green. Your ball can usually be found immediately to the left or right of it.


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