Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, July 18th

Joke Of The Day 

Fred, playing as a single at St. Andrews, was paired up with a twosome.

After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself.

He replied that he and his wife had played the course every year for more than 20 years, but she had passed away earlier in the year, and he kept the tee time in her memory.

The other two commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. After all, this was the Home of Golf.

“So did I,” Fred said. “But they all wanted to go to her funeral.”

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Golf Terminology

Poaching – Playing golf at a public or private course by walking on unnoticed and not paying the greens fees. As an adolescent it’s a thrill. As an adult it’s called trespassing.

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